Out of the Mouths of 4 Year Olds

Father: "You are the best daughter in the whole world."
Daughter: "Really?" (Said with shock and a twinkle in her eye) Pause. "Well, then I guess I am." (Said matter of factly, could have just as easily said, "Well, duh.")


Father to daughter: "Man, isn't it great when the boy is asleep?"
Daughter: "Yeah, sometimes I just need some peace and quiet."