The uber knows the difference between right and wrong and makes decisions regardless of what others think. The metro knows the difference between toner and exfoliant and worries that he's using yesterday's brand.
um... I don't even like hanging out with girls like that.
Hm. I'm not sure if I'm one or not. (hee.) I disagree with that definition of metrosexual. Sorry, guys (though I can't think that this would be insulting to any of YOU), but there is a VAST chasm between your stereotypical grunting, hairy-backed, deodorant-impaired guy and one who worries about a brand of exfoliant. I think of a metrosexual who cares a little what he looks and smells and comes across like. One who launders his clothes occasionally. Etc. And if Bill Clinton's an ubersexual, no thanks. Frankly.
this is interesting... I bet looking at the injustice in Africa right now and all over the world a "true uber-sexual" by definition wouldn't give a shit whether he is or isn't. it's just another worthless DISTRACTION from what really matters! But why do we waste our time with this shit... SHIITT! haha, I'm really being a party pooper about this one... but thanks for bringing more WORTHLESS IN-GROUP information to my attention RYAN! hahaha
just a disclaimer for the rest of the world... Ryan and I have a fun, jaded friendship and I'm just picking on him in all levity. No ill will here at ALL! *big smile**
Oh, Israel, I'm so glad you said that. I mean, I got that you were just messin' with Ryan, but I was about to conclude that you were all seriousness and no fun... Though, the game nights would suggest otherwise, eh?
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At 8:14 PM, Liz said…
The uber knows the difference between right and wrong and makes decisions regardless of what others think. The metro knows the difference between toner and exfoliant and worries that he's using yesterday's brand.
um... I don't even like hanging out with girls like that.
At 9:26 AM, kate said…
Hm. I'm not sure if I'm one or not.
(hee.)
I disagree with that definition of metrosexual. Sorry, guys (though I can't think that this would be insulting to any of YOU), but there is a VAST chasm between your stereotypical grunting, hairy-backed, deodorant-impaired guy and one who worries about a brand of exfoliant. I think of a metrosexual who cares a little what he looks and smells and comes across like. One who launders his clothes occasionally. Etc.
And if Bill Clinton's an ubersexual, no thanks. Frankly.
At 8:49 PM, Unknown said…
great post bro. hahaha
At 9:53 AM, WMS said…
this is interesting... I bet looking at the injustice in Africa right now and all over the world a "true uber-sexual" by definition wouldn't give a shit whether he is or isn't. it's just another worthless DISTRACTION from what really matters! But why do we waste our time with this shit... SHIITT! haha, I'm really being a party pooper about this one... but thanks for bringing more WORTHLESS IN-GROUP information to my attention RYAN! hahaha
At 9:46 AM, WMS said…
just a disclaimer for the rest of the world... Ryan and I have a fun, jaded friendship and I'm just picking on him in all levity. No ill will here at ALL! *big smile**
At 11:34 AM, kate said…
Oh, Israel, I'm so glad you said that. I mean, I got that you were just messin' with Ryan, but I was about to conclude that you were all seriousness and no fun... Though, the game nights would suggest otherwise, eh?
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